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A Christmas Carol: Scrooge Not Included at The Bit Theater
🎄 Holiday Mainstage Comedy • 4 Performances Only

The BIT presents

A Christmas Carol

Scrooge Not Included

Three actors. One audience member. A Christmas classic like never before.

Tonight’s Scrooge could be YOU!

📅 Dec 12, 13, 18 & 20 2 Evening Shows & 2 Matinees
🎟️ $20 Adults • $10 Youth Family-Friendly (17 & Under $10)
🍸 Full Cabaret Bar Opens 1 Hour Before Curtain
📍 The Bit Theater 4034 Fox Valley Center Dr, Aurora
Box Office Now Open

Choose Your Performance Date

Every performance recruits a brand-new Scrooge from the crowd—making each night and matinee a one-of-a-kind holiday comedy event!

✨ Opening Night
Saturday Evening
December 12
8:00 PM Curtain
Doors & Cabaret Bar open at 7:00 PM
$20 Adults $10 Youth (17 & under)
Get Dec 12 Tickets →
☀️ Sunday Matinee
Sunday Afternoon
December 13
2:00 PM Curtain
Doors & Cabaret Bar open at 1:00 PM
$20 Adults $10 Youth (17 & under)
Get Dec 13 Tickets →
🍸 Holiday Night Out
Friday Evening
December 18
8:00 PM Curtain
Doors & Cabaret Bar open at 7:00 PM
$20 Adults $10 Youth (17 & under)
Get Dec 18 Tickets →
🎄 Closing Matinee
Sunday Afternoon
December 20
2:00 PM Curtain
Doors & Cabaret Bar open at 1:00 PM
$20 Adults $10 Youth (17 & under)
Get Dec 20 Tickets →

Looking for our full December calendar or gifting multiple nights? Browse all live events at BitImprov.org →

The Theatrical Emergency

Our Lead Actor Just Boarded a Flight to Nebraska.

Center stage sits a waiting Victorian top hat. Why? Because thirty seconds before curtain, our notorious diva leading man decided Chicago wind ruins his vocal cords, announced he "doesn't do black box," and bolted from an O'Hare airport bar for dinner theatre in Nebraska.

Fortunately, our frantic stagehand spent forty-eight straight hours writing every single Scrooge line onto giant SNL-style poster boards in thick black Sharpie—complete with acting cues in bright red marker! Armed with three fearless actors, a rolling costume rack, a slide whistle, and kitchen-pan sound effects, the cast recruits one brave audience volunteer to save Dickens' masterpiece live on stage.

  • Three Actors, Dozens of Characters: Watch three pros sprint through Marley's Ghost, Fezziwig, Bob Cratchit, Tiny Tim, and all three Spirits without snapping a hamstring.
  • DIY Stage Sorcery: Live Foley bells, pots, sandblocks, and tissue-box harps collide with hasty live-doodled projections and rapid-fire quick changes.
  • Genuine Dickensian Heart: Beneath the flying cue cards and backstage collisions beats the timeless warmth, wit, and joy of A Christmas Carol.
Actual Stagehand Cue Card Preview
[GLARE PITILESSLY]
"BAH! HUMBUG!"
Card 1 of 6 — Zero memorization required!
No Gotcha Comedy Here

Want to Play Scrooge? (Or Definitely Not?)

Whether you crave the spotlight or want to stay tucked into your table with a holiday cocktail, we've got you covered.

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Prefer to Stay Cozy in Your Seat?

100% Volunteer-Only Guarantee: Shy theatregoers can breathe completely easy. We never drag, guilt, or ambush unwilling audience members onto the stage.

Grab a craft beer, mulled wine, cocktail, or soda from our cabaret bar, kick back with your crew, and cheer on tonight's brave hometown hero!

✓ Zero Forced Participation
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Ready to Claim the Top Hat?

Zero Preparation Needed: Raise your hand when the cast calls for a hero! You'll don the Cloak of Miserliness and Top Hat of Capitalist Greed while your onstage prompter holds up every single line and stage direction.

Survive Act One and you'll walk out to the bar with an official complimentary VIP Intermission Drink Voucher on the house!

★ Free Intermission Drink + #YourBitOnStage Glory
Meet the Ensemble

Three Frantic Pros & One Lucky Guest

Ebenezer Scrooge

Tonight’s Volunteer!

Recruited live from the Aurora audience—armed with giant cue cards, a paint-stirrer, and a two-foot wooden toothpick.

Actor 1

Emily Huenecke

The "Too Intense" Stagehand/Prompter, Ghost of Christmas Past, Mr. Fezziwig, Ghost of Christmas Present, Mrs. Cratchit & Scrooge's Niece.

Actor 2

Thurston Stevenson

Bob Cratchit, Nephew Fred, Jacob Marley's Ghost, Tiny Tim, Master Peter, Topper, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come & Turkey Boy.

Actor 3

Ross Cheairs

Dickensian Narrator, Live Foley Sound Artist, Little Fan, Ferocious Schoolmaster, Mrs. Fezziwig, Belle, Old Joe & Mrs. Dilber.

Written & Directed by: Patrick Stinson
Stage Manager: Becky Gordon
Produced by: The Bit Theater
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Know Before You Go

🎟️ Tickets & Seating

  • $20 Adults | $10 Youth (ages 17 & under).
  • Full-length Two-Act holiday comedy including one 15-minute intermission.
  • General admission seating on a first-come, first-seated basis—arrive at least 15 minutes before curtain!
  • Online sales close ~60 minutes before showtime; remaining seats are sold at the box office.

🍸 Bar, Snacks & Location

  • Doors & Bar: Open 1 hour before showtime with craft beer, wine, cocktails, soft drinks, popcorn, candy & chips.
  • No Drink Minimums!
  • Address: 4034 Fox Valley Center Dr, Aurora, IL 60504 (easy free parking right next to Hopvine Brewing Company).
  • Questions? Call (331) 248-1248 or email info@bitimprov.com.

🎉 Holiday Groups (20+)

  • Planning an office holiday party, team celebration, or big family reunion?
  • Ask about reserved group seating so your entire crew sits together.
  • Streamline your tab with Pre-Paid Drink Ticket Bundles so guests can walk straight up to the bar!
  • Reach out via bitimprov.org or call (331) 248-1248 to book.

Only Four Chances to See Who Saves Christmas in Aurora!

Intimate black-box tables disappear fast during December. Pick your evening or matinee performance and claim your seats today.

🎟️ Pick Your Showtime & Book Now