BLOOD, BOOZE & BAD DECISIONS
An R-Rated Barbarian Valentine with Droopel The Barbarian
BLOOD, BOOZE & BAD DECISIONS
An R-Rated Barbarian Valentine with Droopel The Barbarian
Friday, February 13, 2026 • 8:00 PM (Doors & bar open at 7:00 PM)
The Bit Theater – 4034 Fox Valley Center Dr, Aurora, IL 60505
Tickets: $20
Ages 18+ recommended (Rated R)
Looking for a Valentine’s Day date night near Aurora and Naperville that’s not the usual dinner-and-a-movie? Step into a rowdy fantasy tavern for BLOOD, BOOZE & BAD DECISIONS, an R-rated improv storytelling show starring Droopel the Barbarian—where Dungeons & Dragons energy, Ren Faire swagger, and Friday-the-13th chaos collide with romantic catastrophe.
This is not your polite little love story. It’s an epic saga with filthy audience participation, a dash of horror vibes, and a whole lot of “why did we say yes to this?” moments. Think: part mythic quest, part dating game, part ritual sacrifice—all fueled by the kind of bold, unhinged improvisation The Bit Theater is known for.
What to expect
Raunchy humor and barbarian-level bad ideas
Barbarian dating games (yes, really)
Terrible love advice you absolutely should not take
Public red flags raised proudly in the torchlight
Consent-forward chaos (we keep it fun and respectful)
Big Ren Faire / D&D / fantasy roleplaying vibes—no rulebook required
If you love Dungeons & Dragons, live improv, fantasy tavern energy, or you’re the kind of couple that thinks “romance” should include “danger” (comedic danger), this is your perfect pre-Valentine’s night out.
Who should come
D&D fans and tabletop nerds
Ren Faire regulars and cosplay-adjacent romantics
Couples looking for a funny, adults-only Valentine’s date night
Anyone who enjoys comedy with a darker, dirtier edge
Content warning
Rated R for strong language, sexual content, adult themes, and aggressively poor decision-making. Not for kids. Not for the faint of heart.
Come laugh, cringe, and survive the night—only at The Bit Theater in Aurora.
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- Line-up, Teams, and Cast may change without notice
- Unless otherwise indicated in the show description, doors and bar open one hour prior to showtime for most shows. Out of respect for other show guests, please arrive at the theater no later than 15 minutes prior to showtime. The doors may be closed to late arrivals.
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- Your tickets are general admission, and we seat on a first-come, first-seated basis. Don't hesitate to contact us for reservations, particularly if you have a larger group.
- The Bit is an 18+ club, although younger, accompanied guests are welcome. Though we generally hover around a PG-13 rating, please be advised that most of our content is improvised and set your​ expectations accordingly. We do have family-friendly options, as well!
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